I want to write about now. Because sometimes a blog is just perfect for venting, you know? I will write about our fun Christmas later.
These past few days we have had sick kid after sick kid after sick kid. It was like the never-ending story of the flu. Saturday night we had Luke throw up. All over my bathroom (but at least it was the one bathroom floor that we hadn't already mopped that day!) and then later all over his bed. That was super awesome because we actually had Dan's friend staying overnight with us (the "hope-you-don't-catch-it-too" apologies only go so far, but what can you do?). I stayed home from church with Luke and Peter the next day. Luke threw up a couple more times Sunday morning, but then he seemed fine. Then Peter threw up (and I was like
But he's breastfeeding and is supposed to be immune to all barfing! and it diminished my lofty opinions of the imperviousness of breastfed babies to puking).
Monday came, and Peter seemed fine, and Luke seemed fine. But Ivy was really grouchy. We were all going to go to Sam's Club so Dan could get a membership. (Mine expired last November and I had waited for another Groupon deal to renew--but it had to be in Dan's name not mine because I had been a member too recently to qualify for any deals. I do weird things to save $20.) I decided to stay home with Ivy and Peter. Ivy promptly fell asleep on the floor for about an hour. Then she woke up and puked her guts out. We move her bed back out of Violet's room (she was in there so she wouldn't get as many throw up germs on her from Luke).
Meanwhile, the other half of the family was at Sam's. Dan, of course, is always way too nice and buys lots of not-on-the-list snack foods for the kids and so we end up spending like $40 extra at Sam's. Secretly I want to throw out all the bonus purchases (things like Sun Chips and Gogurts) because really my kids don't need any more junk food, but I'll try to restrain myself for the sake of harmony in the home. Luke starts being really grouchy too, especially once he's home, but we make him do all sorts of mean things like fold his own laundry. And participate in FHE. We even go so far as restraining him on our laps on the couch. He is struggling to get up and we're all like "YOU WILL SIT DOWN AND BE REVERENT FOR FAMILY HOME EVENING!" And poor Luke is like "BUT I NEED TO--" and then he throws up all over the floor. And me. My new Christmas jeans are covered in puke. Clearly we need a better system for communicating with our kids. We can't tell the difference between a typical grouchy attitude and a major bout with nausea. Luke gets sent to bed.
Tuesday early early morning Violet starts puking too. So she stays home from school. We read books and watch movies all day. I made the kids watch Pollyanna with me because it is one of my favorite movies and they'd never seen it. Of course, they hate anything I pick. But I still love it. And I cried like five times in it. Clearly I had caught something too. It manifested that night when I had my own vomiting episode. And then the fever and whole body aches. Now I really sympathized with my kids.
Wednesday I'm thinking we're finally on the up and up, but then Peter throws up again that night. Now I'm thinking everyone is going to get this darn thing twice. Indeed, Violet throws up Wednesday night too. And Thursday morning. I think. I was in bed. Luckily I only had the one vomiting instance, but wasn't feeling swell at all on Wednesday. Poor Dan has been up with at least 3 kids every night. Somehow he has managed to not get anything!
Thursday everyone finally starts feeling better. We even manage to do homeschool devotional, writing, and history. And Luke gets to go to his homeschool kids art class. And Ivy, Peter, and I hit up the discarded book sale at the library (where Peter managed to disrupt everyone trying to quietly browse by screaming every time I stopped him from touching books. It happened like 30 times. And he thought it was a game to push the books on the one side of the cart and watch the ones on the opposite side fall to the floor.). We also picked up Dan's shirts from the dry cleaners. I actually felt like this was a milestone for me because we've never once taken anything to the cleaners since we've been married until now. We definitely needed to, but somehow never got around to it. And now I have. And it is so easy. And I feel like a real grown-up.
Last night I finally escaped and even managed to make it to book club. And a weird Arbonne products party that I felt obligated to go to and then was the only one who showed up. I hate those darn party MLM things. I can't believe I got sucked into that jewelry one back when I was first married. I still never got my order from the dumb sales rep. She lost it. Lost my $30 too I guess.
Violet made her 24-hour window of no puking so was able to return to school today. I just need to finagle a doctor I know into getting her absences excused, because, you know, Texas. They are the lamest ever about attendance. I think I've ranted about this more than enough times, but the whole thing about how parents aren't qualified to excuse any absences just makes the blood boil and nostrils flare every time I think about it.
All this sickness has made me intensely grateful for a helpful husband who does not get grossed out or queasy in situations such as this. And who tirelessly rises night after night when kids wake up in need of his assistance. Even when they are crying for mommy he somehow manages everything perfectly and comforts them just as well as I ever could. (And I'm also grateful for his tough-as-steel immune system. We think it may be because he grew up on well-water, free from all that nasty chlorine in public water works. Or he is just blessed because he's so righteous.)